Monday, July 30, 2012

I Am Vulnerable Because I Am Being Left Out Of The Loop

Saw in my newspaper where a very dangerous situation in Las Vegas developed when a couple of chimpanzees escaped from a chimpanzee keeping place and were causing all kinds of damage and mayhem. The chimps went on a rampage pounding on cars and jumping into at least one vehicle.

The police chief sprang into action to warn his gambling people. After all, he is sworn to protect and serve or protect and defend or some such catchy phrase.

He was determined to get the word out by the fastest means of communication available to modern law enforcement. He sent his warning out by Twitter telling all non-chimpanzees to stay inside their cars or houses...

The department tweeted, "Residents/motorists in the area of Ann Rd/N Jones please stay inside, officers trying to capture 2 dangerous chimpanzees on the loose!"

The Police Chief then added, "Nope, we didn't get hacked."

I feel so vulnerable. Since I’m not a Twit, I would have been eaten for sure.

Would I kid u?