Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Crystal Ball Justice

I have pined about the need for Crystal Balls before and, as usual, the world is ignoring me. We need them! Think how many Jobs Jobs Jobs could be created if there were Crystal Ball Factories all over the good ole USofA!

If we had a crystal ball in all courtrooms, our system of justice would function a lot better.

Michael Jackson’s Doctor has just been convicted of causing Michael to die. The trial has taken about six weeks. It has cost the American Tax Payers an untold amount of money.

Everyone on TV seems to be satisfied with the conviction. I am not on TV but I am not too pleased with what I heard today just might be the sentence that will be handed out to the Convicted Doctor.

My TV told me that the Convicted Doctor may get 4 years in jail or he may be sentenced to 4 years of Home Confinement.

Huh? Did I just say that my TV just said, “Home Confinement”? This means that we have had to endure all this time in court, all these witnesses, all these speeches, all these deliberations, all this money being spent, all those demonstrators outside the courtroom showing their support for the dead Michael, all these reporters reporting anything and everything about this case and now we may end up with Home Confinement!

See why I wish we had a Crystal Ball in every courtroom? If we could have looked into the crystal ball and seen that we were going to end up with Home Confinement, we could skipped all of the consternation described in the above paragraph and just say to the not-so-good doctor, “Go Home”.

Sure would have been a lot easier.

Would I kid u?