Friday, October 28, 2011

Without A Doubt I Can Predict The Stock Market

Most of you think that the Stock Market is impossible to figure out but have you been paying attention lately? In the recent past and  in the near term future the Stock Market is completely predictable.

Does this look familiar?

  • The European Economic Community announces that it has come to an agreement to loan Greece a lot of money and the Stock Market shoots up like a rocket.
  • The European Economic Community announces that there may be a problem with the loan package for Greece and the Stock Market falls like a rock.
  • The European Economic Community announces that the agreement to loan Greece a lot of money may be back on track  and the Stock Market shoots up like a rocket.
  • The European Economic Community announces that the loan package for Greece is looking shaky and the Stock Market falls like a rock.
  • The European Economic Community announces that the agreement to loan Greece a lot of money is getting renewed support from Germany and the Stock Market shoots up like a rocket.
  • From Bulgaria comes an unconfirmed rumor picked up by a sausage street vendor who is hard of hearing during a street festival attended by thirteen people that the loan package for Greece may be in trouble and the Stock Market falls like a rock.

I could go on and on but I think you get my drift.

The only thing that could break this Cycle of Certainty is if I put a whole bunch of money in the market. Then we all would be in real trouble. Winking smile

Would I kid u?