Monday, October 10, 2011

Based On The Recent Past, This Is Absolute Certain Prediction Of Things To Come

President Sure B. Goodlooking was just sworn into office as President of the United States on January 22, 2041

Because the people running our Caucuses (whatever that is) and our Straw Polls (whatever that is) and our Primaries (I know what this is...Or do I?) have been scrambling to be first every four years since the 2012 Election Cycle, the following has happened in the Good Ole USofA...

  • The day after President Goodlooking was sworn into office Iowans enthusiastically cast their vote to select the persons they want as the 2044 Democratic and Republican nominees.
  • The very next day the people of New Hampshire turn out in record numbers to vote for the persons they wish to recommend to all Americans as their choices for the next President of The United States.
  • The following Sunday on all the Sunday Talk Shows the hottest topic of discussion is about the very real possibility that Florida is planning to move their primary voting to November 7, 2044 the day before the 2044 Presidential Elections.
  • Rush Limbaugh the host of the highest rated radio talk show said this morning from his nursing home microphone-equipped La Z Boy, “This is starting to get real confusing”.

Would I kid u?