Friday, April 29, 2011

Obsessed? … There Is No Doubt I Am!

This posting is intended to remove all doubt about my obsession about Cell Phone Distracted Drivers and prove to you that I have good reason to be the way I am

  • Today I was driving down a four lane street when I took note of a curious happening in a car that was overtaking me at a rapid speed, as I traveled along just exceeding the speed limit.
  • There was something that kept protruding in and out of the driver’s side window of the fast approaching car.
  • As the car darted past me I saw that that something was a small very excited white dog.
  • I thought to myself that an excited animal bouncing around on one’s lap could be a real distraction to safe driving but it was not as distracting as it could have been because the lady driving the rocker mobile was holding a cell phone to her right ear and the all-important conversation she was engaged in was certainly keeping her mind off of her cute little dog’s bounding about.
  • Later I caught up and passed the Talking Dog Lady because she had been stopped by a red light.
  • After the red light she sped past me again but I gained on her a short distance later as she slowed to make a right turn.
  • That’s when I saw how advanced this lady’s driving skills really were.
  • The dog was even more excited because it could smell home approaching and was bounding on her lap and out the window at a more frenetic pace while the Mrs. Evil Kenevil had contorted her head down a sharp angle to hold that little cell phone between her ear and her right shoulder while she turned the wheel to make her turn.

This was a talented woman! I sure hope she was going through all of this pretzeling so that she could continue her conversation about solving the Mid-Eastern Situation with the Foot Long Sub Sandwich Eating Lady from my earlier blog posting (click below)…

“Obsessed … Or Am I?” http://forii.blogspot.com/2011/04/obsessed-or-am-i.html

Would I kid u?