Monday, August 30, 2010

Watching The News ... All The Time ... Over And Over


The 24 Hour News Cycle is a part of us but does it have to be?

Some of us can sit and watch the 24 Hour News Cycle all day long. Is this healthy? I could understand watching the same news all day if you were waiting for something of really importance to come on the TV ... like Oprah.

Aside from Oprah do we not have something better to do with our lives? The truth is many of us do not seem to have anything better to do with our lives. We sit there and watch the same news and the same fifteen second film clips All Day Long.

A short while back I sent out a Foolishness...Or Is It? that purported to tell each of you what it was going to be like when we went to Heaven or Hell...
http://forii.blogspot.com/2010/04/get-your-eternal-menu-selections-in.html

OK, I admit I was doing a bit of guessing about the forks, bacon and cannolis. It is not often that I make such admissions. Usually I am right on with my Foolishness but I did just have a vision from the afterlife and this time I know what Heaven and Hell will really be like. Trust me.
Sirloin steak, served with garlic butter and f...
Heaven: Sitting on a cloud eating steak and piping hot french fries.

Hell: Sitting on a cloud eating steak and piping hot french fries with your head fixed in position staring at a TV with earphones in your head and watching the 24 Hour News Cycle.

Want to know the worst part? ... Oprah does not come on at 4pm.

Would I kid u?
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