Thursday, July 29, 2010

Wal-Mart’s Secret Plan Is Laid Bare For All To See

Anonymous says: I read it again. After I finished it I said to myself, "What a joke!"


Ever wonder why Wal-Mart is so successful? I am here to tell you their darkest secret. You can rest assured that you can believe every word of this posting because I got it straight a person who is very close to a cousin of Wal-Mart’s CEO who I met in a coffee shop who spoke on a condition of anonymity because he is not allowed to say anything about anything of importance.

Wal-Mart’s secret of success is...
The Male Shopper
and
End of Aisle Displays of Clothes Hangers Priced at 12 for a Dollar

Here is how it works...
  • It all begins when a Male Shoppers go to Wal-Mart looking for beer and pretzels.
  • He comes upon the End of Aisle 12 for a Dollar Clothes Hanger Display.
  • The male shopper is not that experienced at shopping but 12 of anything for a dollar is one of his hot buttons.
  • He buys his beer, pretzels and bargain hangers and, feeling very good about himself, he heads for home.
  • Once home he hangs his 12 new hangers in the closet and sits in front of his TV to watch whatever sporting event is on at the present time with a cold beer and lots of pretzels.
  • While he is watching TV, his wife goes into the closet and finds the 12 empty hangers.
  • She is struck with amazement because she thought all hangers in her closet had clothes hanging on them.
  • She says to herself, “Golly gee! How did this happen? I’m going to Wal-Mart this very minute and buy 12 new outfits, blouses, jeans or whatevers that I have always wanted.”
  • There is no way he can help but buy those hangers and there is no way she cannot head right out to fill those hangers up with stuff.
  • It is in their DNA.
There you have it. The secret of how Wal-Mart has become the retail giant that America has come to love and/or hate.

Would I kid u?