Saturday, March 13, 2010

Heaven Forbid We Should Do Any Such Thing

Another day in the Middle East…

  • Someone blows up a whole bunch of people.
  • One side is accused of blatant unmitigated discrimination against the other side.
  • The several militant groups on one side turn against each other instead of directing their hate against the other side.
  • Someone blows up a whole bunch of people.
  • One side makes speeches vowing to wipe the other side completely off the face of the Earth.
  • One side is reported to be on the verge of lunching an air strike against the other side.
  • Someone blows up a whole bunch of people.

Cooler heads now step in to do their prevailing. One of the cooler heads makes a speech in which something like this is said…
“It is very important that this proposes plan of action should not be put into effect. If that were to happen, it might destabilize the entire Middle East”.

Heaven forbid that anyone should destabilize the Middle East because, up until now, it has been so peaceful.

Would I kid u?