Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Unlimited Opportunity & Easy Bill Collection

I just read in my newspaper where one National Football League Team charged $4,250 last year for one of those Deluxe Suite Box Seats to their home games.

This article referenced one particular team but, you can rest assured, that the other teams have a similar Sit In The Super Seats ticket cost structure. This team did not even make the playoffs.

Where the Unlimited Opportunity is that I referenced in my subject line of this Foolishness…Or Is It? entry? Don’t you see it? This is a golden opportunity for the Psychiatrist of America to make a fortune.

People who would pay this much for less than 4 hours of entertainment are ripe to have their heads examined. There ought to be couches set up at all exits of NFL stadiums. There could be signs over the couches to entice fans to lie down for a session...
“Nuts About Football? Let Us Have A Crack At Your Head”.

You are going to think I made this next paragraph up but I didn’t…
I just went to an Internet site for the upcoming Super Bowl. Seats for this (usually not that good a game) game are for sale at this site for from $1,788 in Section 405 Row 27 (corner of the end zone) to $7,415.63 for seating in Section 307A Row 1 which is in a 32 person fully catered private suite with parking and pregame (again in the corner of the end zone).

Back to the subject line of this posting where I pecked out, “Easy Bill Collection”. Psychiatrists never have a problem collecting from their patients. They simply print a notation on the bottom of their invoices …
“Pay Your Bill or I Will Let You Go Crazy”.

Would I kid u?